“Just Like Muzik”: Confessions From The Girl Next Door

Brittney Musik

Today we’re sitting down with the lovely Brittney Muzik.  This 26-year-old beauty isn’t your average girl next door.  Hailing from Minneapolis Minnesota, Brittney has a Norwegian, Scandinavian and Bohemian background.  She graduated from Minnesota State University with a degree in marketing while also volunteering at Big Brother Big Sisters of America.  We want to know what’s it like dating a girl from the Midwest and a few other things LOL.  

The Guy Review: What kind of man do you find attractive (tall, short, skinny, muscular, etc.)?

Brittney: “I’m a simple girl – Tall, dark and handsome.”  

The Guy Review: If a guy were to see you around town, what’s the best way to approach you?  

Brittney: “Honestly, I’m a very open person.  I’m not scary and I don’t bite.  Come up, say hi and be yourself.”  

The Guy Review: Do you have any deal breakers or turnoffs?  

Brittney: “Jealousy!  I don’t like jealous people.  For example, If a guy talks to me and he’s just saying hi or whatever and the guy I’m with picks a fight.  I hate that.  The other deal breaker is someone that still lives at home with his parents.”  

The Guy Review: You have this aura about you that feels like anyone can take you home to meet their parents, but the freak comes out at night; kind of like a “lady in the streets and a freak between the sheets” look and attitude.  Any truth to our observation?

Brittney: “Yes, most definitely.  I’m going to put my best foot forward in front of family, friends and my significant others family, but when the lights turn off and we’re alone – the wild side comes out… Use your imagination haha.”

The Guy Review: – LOL I’m so happy right now.  

The Guy Review: What’s your ideal first date? 

Brittney: “Grabbing drinks or coffee.  I would want to meet casually on the first date so I can bounce if the guy is a complete ass.  If he were to pick me up then #1 he would know where I live and #2 I would be stuck in an awkward situation.”

The Guy Review:  Assuming the date goes really well can a guy score on the first date? 

Brittney: “Hell No!…… Well.. LOL” 

The Guy Review:  Haha, the look on your face is priceless.   Do girls think about sex as much as guys do?  

Brittney:  “Hmmmmm.  I’m not sure because guys watch a lot of porn.  Girls don’t need that much porn.  If I’m horny I’ll please myself, but that doesn’t mean I think about sex as much as guys do.”  

The Guy Review:  All guys have egos when it comes to this so, does size really matter? 

Brittney: “Yes, unless you really really love the person.  Bigger is better, but not too big.  Either way you gotta know how to work it.”

The Guy Review:  Are most girls bi-curious or is that just a wishful fantasy of men?  

Brittney: “To me that’s a wishful fantasy.  I’ve never done anything like that before, but if there’s drinks involved who knows? HaHaHa”

The Guy Review:  Have you ever had a one night stand?  When is it appropriate and when isn’t it appropriate?

Brittney:  “Let me think.  Yes, I have had a one night stand, but I don’t think that counts because we ended up dating for years.  I think a one night stand is appropriate when you just have that connection with someone and you can’t fight that lustful feeling.  It’s inappropriate in my opinion to do that on a consistent basis.  No guy wants to throw a hot dog down a hallway.” 

The Guy Review:  LOL hahahahaha.  Throw a hot dog down a hallway.  LOL.  Any last words of wisdom?

Brittney:  “Guys, don’t be a dick and don’t play games.  Just be honest and be yourself.”

Well, if this is what the midwest has to offer in terms of dating and women then we are moving ASAP.  You can’t fit a woman like Brittney into any category.  She strikes us as stunning, adventurous, caring and compassionate.  She seems like she can definitely be taken home to meet the parents, yet she also knows what she’s doing if you know what I mean.  Ahhh we would give anything to be a fly on your wall.  Hahaha.  Thanks for meeting with us Brittney.  We will have to do it again soon.    

– The Guy Review –